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See What Ize-Iyamu Would Have Done if He was Sworn in As Edo Governor

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Just had it been Pastor Osagie Ize-Iyamu was sworn into Office last week as Governor,see the 16 thngs he would have done during the swearing in ceremony.

You’d have seen the following below.
1. Kabaka dressed in full regalia, gallivanting at the Stadium, releasing Albums and Masquerade dances.

2. Oshiomhole would’ve come to climb the Podium to give a Speech, Bragging, Boasting in his usual Boisterous manner of hitting his hands on his chests that, “He did it” and made it.
Those words Oshio-quake, Oshio-Bulldozer, Oshio-Thunder, Oshio-Tsunami, Oshio-Scartter and Blà Blà Blà would’ve been renting the air.

3. Melo Edokpolor, Festus Okpiavbe, Nixon Osikhena, Ezomon Ak and Online Urchins and miscreants would’ve been in Benin at the Stadium dancing to Loboskeske Loboskeske.

4. The self called Governor’s Daughter would’ve taken over fB from today till the next 14 days.

5. Those expired and evaporated Politicians and EPM leaders such as Hon Samson Osagie, Patrick Obaghiagbon, Henry Idaghagbon, David Imuse, John Mayaki and Co would’ve been resuscitated and resurrected today to come and feast on Edos treasury.

6. Jagaban, Uzodinma, Omo-Agege, Ganduje would’ve been in Benin today Bragging.

7. Dead Aigbero’s, Disbanded CDAs and Drivers On wheels thugs, would’ve beaten up and driven away the Edo State PUWOV and taken over back the streets, unleashing Mayhem’s on commercial drivers.. Our Community Land CDAs land grabbers would’ve all Converged at Beer Palours and Drinking Spots rejoicing and celebrating their welcome back.

Nomoles, Shaba, Kabaka, Bob Izua, and Others would’ve turnedd and Painted Beni City with Red, Blue and Green the APC color today on their welcome back to the Reign of Anachy.

7. The Joy of those Commissioners and Governor’s Aids that Resigned would’ve known no bound.. Including the former Chief of Staff Francis T Akerele, Omoua Oni-Okpaku, Paul Ohonbamu and Co.

8. The 11 Un-innaugurated EDHA members would’ve breath a sign of Relief that allas, there’s hope for them to find their ways into the house after their disgraceful actions.. Especially Washington Osifo, Crosby Eribo, Chris Okaeben, Said Oshiomhole, Dumez and Vincent Uwadea..

9. The Speaker Rt Hon Marcus Onobun, Henry Okhurobo, Okoduwa, Frank Abumere Okiye would’ve be Preparing for a battle with the Expected Hawks soon to join them, loosing the Speakership and how they’d have Automatically become the Minority of the house.

10. Edo would’ve been rolled back 15-Years backwards Instantly by their Emergence.

11. What could’ve become the Fate of Barr Anslem Ojezua, Hon Stephen Oshawo and co..? What about Hon.Gbovo Iyoha,see running away.. HON.Cosmos nko? He would have become a farmer in the outskirts of Lagos,Ibonwon to be precise…

12. EPM Image makers, such as Kola Edokpayi, Ojealaro Friday, Prince Raf, Ralp Usuomon,Ozed Naps,Tete Naps,Baron Mike, Ezomon Ak, Adoga Ohiozoje Mark, Ekundayo Erhabor,Melo Edokpolor,Festus Okpiavbe,
Felix Isere, Osazuwa Fredrick Nosa, Rahim Adams Jay, Izogie Omoro, Iduwe Iduwe would’ve been making Noises of becoming SSAs.

13. Pius Odubu, Chris Ogiemwonyi, Charles Ariavbere, Osaro Obaze and Co would’ve been Preparing for Juicy Contracts.

14. They’d have been Singing the Political Burial songs of Philip Shaibu and the Governor Godwin Obaseki today in their height of rejoice.

15. All Edo State Exco and Cabinets, including the SSG, Cheif of Staff, HOS, And Other Political allies would’ve been preparing to resign from Active Politics.

16. In Etsako East LGA,
Agenebode to be precise,
The APC Lions and Tigers would have been chasing and intimidating
Hon. Francis Akpene
Hon. Moses Agbukor and co,
We strongly appreciate the PDP, the people’s power who provided us an umbrella when we were left in the political wilderness.

Thank GOD for the Victory of Godwin Obaseki and the entire good Edo People Over the Forces of Darkness that has now been buried and laid to a Permanent rest in Edo State as of today.

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